🦄🌈 Behold, mortals! The 'Celestial Unicorn Jester Bodysuit One-Piece' has descended from the cosmos, packed full of rainbows, sparkles, and a hearty dose of black comedy!
🎭👙 This one-piece isn't just a swimsuit - it's a comedic statement for all figures that'll have you looking and feeling as magical as a unicorn doing stand-up at a celestial comedy club.
🤩🛸 Crafted from 82% Polyester and 18% Spandex, this bodysuit is like the perfect punchline - it fits just right, slapping you with comfort while leaving everyone else in stitches. And, it's chlorine-resistant! Because even celestial unicorns can't resist a good dip in the pool.
🌚🎉 With a cheeky fit that's as bold as a comedian on open mic night, a scoop neckline as deep as your love for laughter, and a low scoop back for that dramatic exit after delivering the funniest poolside joke, this swimsuit is all about embracing the fun side of fashion. Plus, the zig-zag stitching adds a quirky twist that's as unpredictable as a good punchline.
🤣🏖️ So, whether you're lounging by the pool, swimming in the sea, or just making everyone laugh with your impeccable sense of humor, the 'Celestial Unicorn Jester Bodysuit One-Piece' is your ticket to stealing the show. Just remember, unicorns might be mythical, but your fantastic style in this swimsuit is definitely real!
|Chest (inches)||33 ⅛||34 ⅝||36 ¼||37 ¾||41||44 ⅛||47 ¼|
|Waist (inches)||25 ¼||26 ¾||28 ⅜||29 ⅞||33 ⅛||36 ¼||39 ⅜|
|Hips (inches)||35 ⅜||37||38 ⅝||40 ⅛||43 ¼||46 ½||49 ⅝|